About

Sometimes, I find that the only thing that can cheer me up from a bipolar rage is a good laugh. That is when I will create something from the dark depths of my mind to try to quell my desires to kill everyone within a ten-mile radius. I create things that make ME laugh, and I will share that on this blog. If you can be offended by anything….this is not the place for you!

In my actual real life, I am damned handsome and too irresistible for people to hate, although I give them every opportunity. It’s quite the phenomenon. I call it The Silver Tongued Bastard Syndrome.

I’m an eNIGma to steal a phrase from my man Hosie (@hosienation on twitter). I’m a light skinned black conservative that leans to the right of Attila the Hun and considers my greatest comedic influences to be the late Red Foxx, the late Robin Harris, and the late Richard Pryor. Have no idea why the people I find funniest are dead, but I digress, this shit is about me! I love my alma mater, The University of Tennessee, I will defend my friends and family to the death, and I run into screams, darkness, gunshots, and danger if I think I can help. At the same time, I find it completely acceptable that I wish death on 5-7 people pretty much every day…eNIGma!

Anyway, enjoy the pics, or eat a bag of dicks!! Hey that rhymes……