It’s been 185 days (hypothetically) since the passing of perhaps the funniest dude to ever torture and kill millions. Kim Jong Il is, hands down, the most ridiculous dude in the history of the Asian Peninsula since…….well, since ever!
The horror movie watching, Hennessy sippin’, resume padding, third person speaking, porn addicted, batshit crazy little midget is quite possibly my favorite dictator, if that even makes sense. There is even a website devoted to pictures of him just looking at random shit because this little 4 foot bastard was comedy gold! The shit he did made me picture him like a little aging pimp that may live in the neighborhood you grew up in. When I saw him doing dumb shit, I would picture his voice being like Pinky from Next Friday! I know…I know…that’s ridiculous….little bastard probably didn’t even speak English…I know….I get it, but that’s where my mind took it….so I went with it. Maybe it’s because they both were partial to that “yak” or because he loved bad horror movies…who knows. Anyway, I like to call this……#FunWithDictators.
Enjoy or #EatABagOFDicks yankee dogs!!
